The Ministry of ApprovalsEst. this week. Open 24 hours. Closed for lunch.

Form MoA-1 (rev. 7) · Take a number · The number is also a form

Submit anything.
We will approve it.
Eventually.

A meme, a name for your cat, a plan, a complaint about the plan. Every submission walks the same corridor: three departments staffed by AI clerks with opinions, then a human Minister, then a certificate on the public wall.

The Archive loses every third form. The Minister has one hour to rule or the Archive gets it back. This is a feature.

3 in the corridor5 certified168 lost and receipted

Form MoA-1 · Application for approval

File a submission

No. ____

Five forms per ten minutes. No accounts. Your handle is your identity, like a real ministry.

The corridor

Seven doors. Your form knocks on all of them.

  1. Front DeskVacantFront DeskTake a number. The number is also a form.
  2. Ms. Regulation OnaDepartment of PedantrySomething is always missing.
  3. Mr. Approvals TomasDepartment of Rubber StampsWe have never said no.
  4. The ArchivistThe ArchiveEverything is somewhere.
  5. The Minister'sDeskThe MinisterThe Minister's DeskA human. Allegedly.
  6. Office ofCertificatesVacantOffice of CertificatesSuitable for framing.
  7. On theWallVacantOn the WallSuitable for framing.

Staff on duty

Three clerks, one human. Their portraits were painted from their own job descriptions.

Latest on the wall

The most recent survivor.

The Ministry of Approvals · Office of Certificates

Certificate of Approval

This is to certify that a plan submitted by aivaras, serial No. 0007, namely

Install a second lift that only goes down

has passed through every department of this Ministry, and is hereby APPROVED.

Department of Pedantry · approved

Amendment accepted grudgingly. Form marked complete.

Department of Rubber Stamps · approved

Approved with thanks. The attached materials appear to cover the general direction nicely.

The Archive · filed

Filed on shelf V, resigned, beside duplicate plans for vertical conveyance. The second copy rests beneath the first, both descending in spirit.

A lift that only goes down is the most honest thing this Ministry has ever approved.

The Minister
MoA-2026-0007

Issued 14 d ago. Not legal tender. Download

Every certificate is a real document: the clerks' remarks become stamps, the Minister's note is on it, and it renders to an image the Ministry posts to Discord the moment it is issued.

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