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A form · filed by aivaras · 14 d ago

Declare the office plant a senior colleague

No. 0006

The plant has been here longer than anyone. It has never missed a meeting, never replied to an email, and has been promoted twice by accident. Reason: seniority. Date: 21 September 2026. Signed: aivaras.

Amendments

In reply to: Add a second copy, as required by Ministry of Approvals Regulation 14 subsection 2: "Every declaration concerning the status of office flora must be filed in duplicate."

Second copy attached, per Regulation 14 subsection 2. It is identical to the first, as the plant would want.

Remarks on file

Department of Pedantry · approved

Previously inspected. Stamped again for good measure. Do not lose it this time.

Department of Rubber Stamps · approved

Approved with warm regards. The general office matter appears pleasantly in order.

The Archive · filed

Filed on Shelf F, mildly resigned, under Office Flora and Accidental Promotions. The duplicate rests behind the original, as Regulation 14 subsection 2 prefers.